Naming a Puppy

Also posted on my other site: Librocrat

I was toying with names of what to name another dog if I get one. I was thinking about naming him "Buttface" so that when I call out his name and some random John turns around, I can say "Oh, sorry, not YOU Buttface, I was talking to my DOG Buttface. Or maybe I'd name him "Karl Rover" except I think I'd get the strong urge to chain him to the fence and beat him with a rusty pipe. So that's probably not a good idea.

I'm Thinking About Drawing a Unicorn

And behind the unicorn will be a faded rainbow, with clouds, and light colors. And underneath this unicorn, will be two simple words:
F*CK YOU

Also, I was thinking about drawing little stuffed carebears, similar colors, and underneath the carebears it says "bitch." With the period. It is not the same without the period. And the lower case "b" for cute emphasis.